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Boone

I finally made it home. I've lost my phone. I'm cut off from the world. My leg has a muscle sprain and one of the nastiest bruises I've ever seen. I can't really walk. I lost my ID somewhere in downtown Columbia, SC. I can't buy my precious Marlboros. I am starting the process of legally changing my name to Kate. So much for being named after a killer car in a bad horror flick. Speaking of which, watch Teeth. It's about a vagina that eats. Tennessee was fun. I haven't made much progress on things. Homework, ew. I miss Jeremy and his wiener dog, Herb. Boone was fun, too. I met a boy. I'm not going to jinx anything. We're going to see Copeland play at the Brewery this Saturday. I bought cowboy boots today for four dollars this afternoon. I may wear them this weekend.